Open to the floor - Meme thing

[wilderthan]

Name characters you know I know and I'll tell you:

(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is awesomecakes
(d) five things that never happened to that character and/or
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why

Comments

[feywood.livejournal.com]

Dean!

[wilderthan.livejournal.com]

a) He can be a submissive little bitch.
He's codependent as hell.
He's read The Lies of Locke Lamora and loved it, but ssh, don't tell Sam.
b) He can be an ass to women.
c) Loyalty thing omgggg.
e) The woman he lost his virginity to. She was at least twice his age (a total MILF, he says, admiringly) and she wore this really strong perfume and he doesn't even remember her name.
Harrison Ford, because dude, that's beyond geeky and he's ancient now.
Britney Spears. He never played a single one of her songs in his precious car. Ever. Ever. Why are you looking at him like that?
Jess, because he doesn't believe in love at one sight and she's Sam's and yeah, it's just because Sam loves her so she should be like family. Right?
Sam, because you just don't fall in love with your brother, really. Really.

[feywood.livejournal.com]

And matching that: Sam!

[wilderthan.livejournal.com]

a) He's read The Lies of Locke Lamora and loved it, and deliberately put it in Dean's way.
He likes the remakes of movies.
He watched chick flicks with Jess.
b) He doesn't understand Dean sometimes.
c) Awesome brotherly loyalty.
e) The girl down the street from their thirtieth temporary home. They left before he was quite all the way in love, which was probably a good thing.
The girl's brother. Same thing.
Harrison Ford, because dude, crushing on an ancient actor guy your brother also totally crushes on? Ack.
A million girls from Palo Alto to the other end of the country, because they weren't Jess.
His brother, because that's just sick, damn it.

[calliopepurple.livejournal.com]

Balthier!

[wilderthan.livejournal.com]

a) At first, he made such a rubbish sky pirate.
When he was a judge, he made such ridiculous rules.
He hates riding chocobos.
b) He's a rogue.
c) He's a rogue.
d) Karaoke. If you can't remember in the morning, it never happened.
Vomiting on Fran's lap. Likewise.
And he certainly never placed bets with the Strahl for stakes.
And he didn't lose the bet.
And he never needed Fran's help in getting the Strahl back.
Nope.

[muggy-mountain.livejournal.com]

Auron!

[muggy-mountain.livejournal.com]

And Kinoc!