Snippet - When she grows up

[wilderthan]

Fandom: Supernatural
For: iltaru's crack idea
Quality: Briefly checked
Characters: Dean, Sam


"And Dean?"

"Yeah?" Dean asks, impatient. "Come on, or we're both going to get colds stuck out here. Jesus."

"Norbert?"

"So?"

"Seriously?"

"It's what they call the baby dragon in Harry Potter," Dean says, defensively. Defensively, oh my god.

"You've read Harry Potter?"

"No, I saw the movie, duh. That girl who plays Hermione, Emma Watson, she might be pretty hot when she grows up properly."

Sam just puts the phone down.