I might even like it more if the fact that it's a creepshow was properly acknowledged! Creepy stalkery vampires being acknowledged? A++. Acting like it is super perfect romance that every girl should aspire to? kgbsjbgn.

That reasoning doesn't quite work because either a) there are a lot more vampires than seems plausible given that it doesn't seem to be alternate universe, or b) vampires always kill their victims in which case there would be a lot of bodies with the blood sucked out and people would believe in vampires!

Heh. Yes.